December 2011
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
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i need a distraction or a rebound girl.. sigh
i need to stop torturing myself.
When I tell my parents I don't feel well...
Me: I don't feel well.
Mom & Dad: OH WELL I DON'T KNOW MAYBE YOU SHOULD SLEEP MORE AND DRESS MORE APPROPRIATELY FOR THE WINTER AND WEAR A WARMER JACKET LIKE (the one that suffocates you with heat and makes you sweat off 5 pounds) AND JUST DRESS WARMER IN GENERAL IT IS WINTER YOU KNOW. YOU SHOULD ALSO MAYBE START WEARING SLIPPERS IN THE HOUSE AND STOP STAYING IN YOUR TOWEL FOR TOO LONG AFTER YOU SHOWER AND DRY YOUR HAIR BETTER BEFORE YOU STEP OUT, HEAT IS EXPENSIVE SO IT'S NOT ALWAYS ON. TRY WEARING SOCKS TO BED AND ZIPPING YOUR SWEATSHIRT ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR CHIN. ALSO TRY AND START WEARING A HAT, SCARF, GLOVES, EAR MUFFS, AND LONG JOHN UNDERWEAR. THEN MAYBE YOU WON'T GET SICK. IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT YOU GOT SICK. YOU DON'T HAVE A FEVER AND YOU'RE NOT PUKING SO NICE TRY AND HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL.
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Little sister: Mommy, daddy, I feel sick.
Mom & Dad: Oh you poor little angel. God bless your perfect, innocent soul. Stay home and rest. You don't have a fever, but you should stay home just to be safe. We don't want you feeling worse. We love you, sweetheart.
Just found out that I got a 112% on my math final
Which gave me a 102% in my class, ah so happy right now:D
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things i should be doing:
-getting my notes together for my english final
-doing the exam part that’s gonna be extra credit for my english final
-figure out how the hell i’m gonna study for my art history final
-figure out what the fuck i’m gonna study for my art history final
things i am doing:
-watching toy story
-updating the PS3 so that netflix will work on it
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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'5".
my parents flip the fuck out on my when i delete or block them on facebook but what makes them think i want to keep them as a friend if i get yelled at for any comment i make or anything i put up.
you guys don’t even have friends, why do you have a facebook?
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